Do less. Just pop up

Are you like, 10?

A rear weight bias is a terrible thing for a young lad.

Really? REEEEEEEALY?

I’m not understanding how a car can actually have a sexuality. Care to elaborate that for me?

Ridiculous concept, it has no legs. Just look at this thing:

Or a race horse.

Floyd? Is that you? YOU’RE Victorious Secret!?

The Lion, The Witch & The Rolls Royce

He is an engineer, not a zoologist.

Ah yes, the liberal approach: inject more money.

A low salary with lots of stock options is a great way to make sure the CEO actually keeps the welfare of the company foremost on his mind. It’s definitely better than other setups where the CEOs have huge salaries then run their companies into the ground, only to be given another windfall as their severance package.

Yeah how dare he! He built the company so how dare he try and take some of the profits, what is he thinking!

That’s a financially sound decision. Using a firearm is only affordable if you collect the spent shell casings and reload them with powder, bullet, and primer to use again. Mr. Kalashnikov designed quite the rugged and reliable firearm, but the action tends to eject spent casings erratically. Given the reliability and…

You could, you know, invest. Then you’ll only have to pay 10%.

Dude. I own that uniform. And my dad is a lawyer. So accurate!

I have to disagree with you Doug. Your hummer completely ruins the aesthetic of the neighborhood. All your neighbors have agreed upon post-apocalyptic-chic, and your vehicle brazenly spits on their efforts. They just want a neighborhood where little zombie-children can shuffle around and play, maybe eat the occasional…