I have to disagree with you Doug. Your hummer completely ruins the aesthetic of the neighborhood. All your neighbors have agreed upon post-apocalyptic-chic, and your vehicle brazenly spits on their efforts. They just want a neighborhood where little zombie-children can shuffle around and play, maybe eat the occasional…

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

You should’ve forced truck-reviewing criteria on these, like how much mulch they can carry, including the cabin.

I would like to know more.

I'd give him sweden's 2500.

What an odd interview platform “So tell me what it was like starting out with Prodrive all those years ago while we Scandinavian Flick this 3rd gear left hander doing 90mph”

But really though. Who the fuck would break into a guy’s house if he has a Range Rover and a Hummer. The dude probably has a “weapons room.”

Yeah, we got the sun on the wrong side of that pic. Wanted to do Skyline in front of a skyline though.

I was told there would be a jump.

1. Legend of Zelda

Well, now we know what a Fiat 500 on Hunter S Thompson levels of pharmaceutica looks like O_0

Oh fuuuuuuudgggge.

And a 9 year old screams “fuck!!!!!”....

it sounds like you’ve never tried ripping around in the desert and woods

Because I know someone will mention it: yes, the 3VZ had a reputation for head-gasket issues. This was a combination of crappy factory gaskets and the exhaust headers/manifolds heating said gaskets up too much. Dealing with the exhaust heat is kind of involved, but if you swap the head-gasket out with a quality…

Manual: check

A Toyota truck with a V6 and a 5-speed? For $4,500? You could double the mileage and it would still be a NP. Shut up and take my money.

Translation: “Didn’t stick the landing.”

We tipped over shortly after touchdown. Still gathering data. Check out that gimbal articulation!

“Everyone should play by the same rules,” said Bill Hammond, CEO of the Texas Association of Business.