I could get behind thelongroof.jalopnik.com.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

I’m with you - the cabriolet eliminates one of the more graceful lines that the 911 has. And something about the rear engine hump makes them look like bathtubs on wheels. The Boxster doesn't suffer from the same problem though, and it's deifnitley the more handsome convertible, especially this Spyder.

Drive with the D, hoping to impress to get some V.

“when is the last time enthusiasts got together and said, “Gee, I really want a Cadillac CTS?”

The timing chain failure blew the seats out of the car? That is a serious problem.

$12 Billion.

Have you got service records to prove this?

Man. It’s so rare I screw up something like this. We got in at midnight on Sunday night from vacation and then had a 2 hour drive home. Woke up this morning at 4, started the column around 5. Currently sleeping while I type this.

Oh an original Uncle W on the Delta Wing. Such a fresh and well considered opinion again.

Will it come with a transmission that grenades with every bump?

I think your TV stations allow far worse then someone with a potty mouth.

No matter how informed and hell maybe even true your statements are, I kinda wish you would eat a big bag of dicks instead of talking. I mean no offense and all, it is just a little to soon to be flinging around the Daily Mirror BS like it's scripture. Clarkson was an ass, we know it.....we love it, deal with it.

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

Jalopnik value system : one miata = one v6 mustang.

And the world makes sense again

This is the kind of knowledge I come here for.

That's brilliant. Keep Top Gear, but for the next series, Clarkson has to be on bicycle for all races, trips, etc. Sure, it'll probably kill the fat, old man, but it would be very entertaining.

This is Jalopnik. The rest of Gawker Media doesn't give a crap about us.

Yes sir, I will be there. Got my tickets and paddock passes yesterday. They quit racing at my local track, Laguna, so now I have to travel. I see Barbeque and shit kickers in my future. Whee!