Honestly, it doesn't come off that way. Normally the satirical posts here are pretty obvious. This one can go either way.

I mean seriously think about it.

Not sure if joking because of the fracas involving coworkers. In Jezza's defense, Oisin Tymon (the person allegedly punched during the fracas) said publicly (since deleted) on his twitter that it was no big deal, he didn't think it was worth reporting, and that the crew just want to get back to work.

tonight on Top Jalopnik, a crazy man drives a hummer over a Chrysler, we make fun of race car drivers doing silly things, and we debate the merits of buying cheap used expensive luxury cars.

Good for Hammond and May. Respect.

Every drift is an event.

Ok, this last one is Jalopnik, Opposite Lock and Foxtrot Alpha in a single shot!

• Are you implying I'm not doing both?

My wife said she'd rather own this than a house, so...

...and on that bombshell, it's time to end!

Not even Zagato could make the MR2 Spyder good looking.

I take a lot of offense at that, many fine German companies who are not BMW do the exact same thing.

Cheap car challenge featuring Clarkson, DeMuro and Tavarish? I'd definitely watch that.

Sarcasm is based on tone of voice. It does not, and never will, work in written media.

It was my impression that everyone had heard....

Because you can find and title a spare of a car that was never sold in the United States.

I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

Purple. More purple for sportscars.