This kid needs a baseball bat to the knees.

He’s the result of generations of inbreeding, you could whoop him at pretty much anything - except a competition of “who’s go the most toes”

Those white women are comfortable being anti-choice above all else because they know if they ever needed an abortion, they could get one.

long-ass time ago, I stumbled upon a long series of accounts from planned parenthood staff (and unfortunately, I don’t have the link anymore), and a common anecdote was the daughter of picketers... or sometimes the picketers themselves coming in for an abortion, and then going right back to the picket line. I recall…

Stick to sports™

Trump strikes me as a guy who watched this movie and doesn’t realize it’s satire 

I am a fan of The Hudsucker Proxy and His Girl Friday that really enjoyed Paige Sinclair.

Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

I would love to know that it was Monica who took the thumb drive and is now doing something sinister with it at whatever her Washington job is. She always seemed to be the show’s most enigmatic character, and the potential reunion movie would be a great opportunity to expand on her.

Everything else aside - the use and integration of “Blue Monday” into this trailer was phenomenal. Sound effects for breakbeats, symphonic adaptation - all spot on.  Slays the tired ‘ominous, brooding version of a pop hit’ music, hopefully.

I don’t think there’s anything cooler than an audience spontaneously bursting into cheering and applause. It’s not like people were carrying on conversations, the movie just had that powerful of an impact on them. I loved watching it. 

My feelings about Paddington are similar to Ben Wyatt's feelings about Lil Sebastian. Like, I don't have a problem with Paddington or anything but I have no idea why everyone gets so emotional about him. He's fine? I guess? What am I missing?

yeah, you’re right, this is definitely not a world in which Gamer Gate is relevant at all anymore, gooooooood catch.

Also, maybe this is obvious, but the part where they yell at Summer at the end for “ruining” the premiere seems like commentary on the people that claimed that the new woman writers and /or Summer’s occasionally bigger role “ruined” season 3 or whatever.

I think Petey is Lube Man, they look like they have similar frames. His slide into the sewer was cool!

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

They were the benchmark and many places have reached it.  I was at the Minnesota match in Seattle on the last day of the season and finally made it to the new Minnesota stadium for the playoff match.  We’ve come a long way from Blaine!  Atmosphere was great for both.

Futurama, "Jurassic Bark."