The sheer male-pattern baldness of Prince William is always just staggering to behold.

It began with the fall of “Black Wall Street”. Surely it ends that way, too.

That’s the answer over and over again: Medicare 4 All costs less. Any other plan cost billions more, and it goes straight into the pocket of the Health Insurance companies. But I guess we all love our health insurance companies so much that’s what we want to fight for, right?

Honest question: what women has the MSM felt were charismatic?

Isn’t he clearly using the safety riggings as a handhold late in the trailer??

Maybe Brian Cullinan, the accountant from Pricewater-Cooper, is available. He must be good at counting.

Yeah, that focus really seems to be paying off this year.

Was it the Mythbusters again?

Well, of course they can’t run the ball on the goal line. I have Aaron Jones in my fantasy line-up, and the universe does not allow for such things.

Oh, that last clip. I gotta go watch all of Season 3 right now.

Are you available to teach at NYU? Like, immediately?

Yeah, freak accident or not, someones going to get sent down to the minor leagues of dog walking over this.

Yeah, he could have, but he took one for the team and stepped down rather than let himself be a distraction the right-wing media would use to help Roy Moore. You can do something for a good reason at the time, and regret it later after a few years of living in political Siberia.

“Your Joe Bidens and Al Frankens are out here in the world not living under a rock, they know those behaviors are widely considered inappropriate.”

I think that’s just it, they may not be living under a rock, but they are living in a bubble of status and privilege. I find it reasonable that they don’t see their…

Can’t we also remember the good times with AP? How about the time he joyfully signed a fan’s orange peanut, even quoting the “Bad Lip Reading” video the jokes comes from?

Star athletes have years of ignoring people trying to teach them things.

The MLB should have a few stunt games each year. Like every week randomly assign two teams to play a game in which they can’t play any of their players in their normal positions.

“Rockies pitcher Chad Bettis hit Yankees’ beefy baseball boy Luke Voit square in the chin with a 91 mph throw. . . It wasn’t until Voit was driven home on a Gleyber Torres line drive single two batters later that he was officially taken out of the game for concussion protocol.”

Do they not know where the brain is??

Shiiiiiiiiit, He was on the 826/836 interchange, not I-95. That’s suburban Miami. I don’t even know what a Maserati was doing slumming that far west.

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