Oh come off it. No one is censoring her work.

After yesterday, Poland are no longer a country, and are therefore ineligible for the fraudulence rankings.

Some would say Honda’s creativity and innovation has been lacking for many years now.

A man, a plan, a fuck up.

Obligatory:

Alright, sure. Big guy, tall and uh broad... not fast. He was so good (compared to us scrubs anyways) that his position was Middle. Just always in the middle. The game just always moved around him, and he looked like he played in slow motion. It was so easy to play with him, get him the puck, move to an open area…

I look forward to their trek across town to the White House being canceled.

No, I mean this sincerely, I legit am here for the scouting report on Tim Oshie, give me more.

Played with and against Tim in rec leagues wayyyy back in the day. Amazing dude, and he had the best hands. Super heavy shot from what looked to be a slow swing. He just always pured it. Anyways, I don’t know why I am giving a scouting report, just trying to delay crying...

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

I am still afraid the Caps may lose game 4 and it’s been over for 20 minutes.

Which part was voting for a torturer-fiscally conservative or socially liberal?

Pros: More time to check twitter

A: that’s still incredibly blatant sexual harassment

A whole bunch of women came forward separately to tell basically the same story. If you really believe that’s a conspiracy you’re just a moron.

Yeah maybe the fucking picture of it happening isn’t real lmao 

Not standing up for them at all. Standing in defiance of liars and charlatans selling the idea that subscribers are canceling ESPN for political reasons.

Seriously who but Tom Wilson would do this to themselves