Fuck all of this. I understand that each fanbase has detestable fans that they have to apologize for or disassociate themselves from- not all people from Philly whip batteries around, not all people from Boston are screaming racial slurs at players, etc. But this article is extremely reductive. I grew up in DC. I was…

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I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

That was absolutely not what happened. Svechnikov wanted the fight, Ovechkin told him no, Svechnikov insisted, Ovechkin relented.

Video of pre-fight:

Is there a pizza-arsonist in DC? This also happened this week at Red Rocks on H St NE:

Anecdote on the ‘animals dying of old age’ thing: I was doing manual labor for the National Park Service at Theodore Roosevelt National Park in North Dakota last summer and one of the rangers told me something that’s both interesting and has produced a higher baseline level of sadness for me ever since (that I’m now…

Wait, which one?

This embarrassing Nats season would bother me a lot more if I wasn’t still riding a high from the Caps winning a goddamn Stanley Cup.

“Rabbitt Tabler”? Does Tom Cotton and everyone who works for him have a name that sounds like it could have come from Disney’s Song of the South?

“An executive from the demolition company, Adamo Group, told the Detroit Free Press wiring failed on the demolition attempt. The structure could still fall, but they’re not sure when.”