No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

There is an Audible ad on this page that I wish I could eject, because it is fucking my phone up

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

So now that tennis has been solved, what’s the next challenge for computers?

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Okay but like, what about that ace bandage? I wanna know the conspiracy theory details about that.

I’ll say this for halfpipe, it’s about the only sport decided by judges that I can usually tell who was best even though I can’t tell a 1440 Frontside Twisty McStuffin from a Triple Lindy.

Oh, you’re that guy...

Shaun White sobbing after that run gave me the clenched up throat swelling music smiley tears.

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

I don’t necessarily think he deserves more than he’s getting, but I do think players should fight for every dollar. I’d rather the money go to them than go to the damn owners.

I’m going to laugh my ass off in 2019 when the Lakers use this cap space on, like, Carmello Anthony and Eric Bledsoe.

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He also did the Will Smith Genie and Bright raps. He’s a fucking genius. His Will Smith impersonation is incredible.

I really wish they would just do super bowls at the deserving home team’s stadium. It would be way more fun.

Drunk people are gonna drunk.

I thought Vaseline was more traditional for pole greasing?

SNL? Man, that show isn’t nearly as good as it was during [insert era in which I was younger, had a more positive outlook on life, and was long enough ago that my nostalgia filters out only the good memories].

I wouldn’t know, nobody likes my comments.

At first, I asked myself how he was allowed to play all 162 games without losing his job.