Probably all speaking African with each other too.

“Statistical erasure” would have been a more appropriate term, no doubt.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

Except she could have not said anything. Her choosing to respond is news.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

So instead of just punishing the Indians for the use of the racist logo, you’re going to punish everyone by making them go to Cleveland for the all star game??

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

How can you both defend mayo AND not appreciate the best wayt o use mayo (on sandwiches)? Incredible

No, I’m absolutely not. I already called my brother to tell him I wouldn’t be at his Superbowl party.

Moreover, as a nonessential employee, Blake Bortles will also not be available for tomorrow’s game.

Gotta think with Schulman reporting the Giants are going to go after another CF and move McCutchen to right, that this is the match. Teams have been linked all off-season, and the Marlins by now have to have a pretty good read on who the Giants can offer.

Counterpoint: All Starburst flavors are garbage.

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

Holy shit. That would give us the Jaguars Junction to end all Jaguars Junctions.

10am???? I feel like I need the rationale behind this terrible decision.