This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

Me too.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

the most extreme act by anyone was involved was us having to use our Getty Premium subscription to use the photo of the city skyline in our post.

Just not to his employees.

Whatever. Deadspin has been running what I can only assume are native content ads for a dating service for months:

Among historians of Europe at a certain time (and perhaps even now for all I know) it was fashionable to refer to the time period between the French Revolution and World War I as “the long nineteenth century.”

Nature means survival of the fittest, and if cats are killing birds in the billions and threatening bird species, maybe your shitty Crested Flimcock isn’t meant to survive.

I’m sure that he’s very respected in the video game community for being a really good button pusher with his sweet callsign but I’d be hard pressed to believe that many people know of, respect, or give a shit about your hero. Even if he does have a wikipedia page.

I’m a Pens fan but gotta acknowledge this is an amazing stat. Especially when you consider how much tougher it is to score today than when 99 played.

He’s basically the best goal scorer in league history. Using era adjusted numbers the way Hockey-Reference does he’s at 692 goals in only 962 games. Gretzky, as a point of comparison, got to 758 in almost 1500 games. Howe and Jagr are still a ways ahead of him but in way more games.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Ever hit a deer? At that speed, you probably won’t even see it come out of the woods.

“Wow, I’m going 228km/h (141mph) on a public road! Better take a picture and post it!”

Deporting criminals is not morally defensible, you fucking chud. The made up lines on maps aren’t real.

Which one’s which?

23. Nick the bartender

The sweat ring from his nearly-empty rocks glass of Pappy Van Winkle obscures his $25 betting slip. Does it say Rams vs. 49ers Over 43 or Over 42? Ah tah hell with it. He cinches the belt of his ABC gold smoking jacket, a gift from Don Ohlmeyer after the Lake Placid Winter Olympics, tight against a chill draft only he…

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.