It’s the “Don’t wait up!” The pics and “Made some new friends” would have been funny, but the punchline is fantastic.

Here’s the problem. Pro-life people will never support an IUD in they way that they *may* come around to other birth control. They think it’s a form of abortion. By not allowing the uterine lining to build up, you aren’t allowing a fertilized egg to attach (rather than prevent the egg from being fertilized) and thus,…

In fairness to Spicey, he is working as chief turd polisher to an administration that is spewing out very liquidy diarrhea from every orifice. Maybe someone else could have done better, but anyone savvy enough to do that would have been savvy enough not to try in the first place.

Cosigned. I also really miss the mall makeover series, that was super fun!

Concur, sadly. Low-res GIFs with a severely compressed color palette do the products no favors.

I really miss XOvain and millihelen. I love watching YouTube videos on all things make up and beauty. However this blog post did not excite me and in any which way. Just a random posting of opinions on new and old products with no rhyme or reason. No particular angle nor were there any really good pictures of the…

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Good.

Omg please get the fuck over yourself.

Dammit, I had the perfect joke for this before I realized I mixed up Shania Twain with Sheryl Crow. Man, I feel like a moron.

Chaddington Whiteson

Harris and Gillibrand are both looking really impressive. Thinking of listening to Corey Booker and Disappointing Son Cuomo try to convince even a single other person that they’re national politicians fills me with dread, but I think we’ll end up with an exciting candidate.

I’ve been following her race and so glad to see she won. Hopefully she wins in the general election too. My only question is what the hell does she use on her hair to make it so long and shiny? I’ve been seeing picture of her for weeks now and all I can think is omg her hair. My hair turned to complete garbage after…

I’m sure President Orange can’t be bothered to act concerned for victims of a shooting incident two times in one day. That would cut into his TV watching and tweeting time.

You know we as a nation have failed when shootings become part of our daily lives

lol, and the dude even threw in the classic “well, from my neutral objective position...”

Court Transcripts (TRIGGER WARNING):

the Trump administration has opted to discard a new rule that aimed to reduce the number of endangered marine mammals and sea turtles caught in sword-fishing nets. Whales: who needs ‘em?

Cruelty for cruelty’s sake. Is this what turns on his rabid redneck fans?