I’d absolutely use it as a solid excuse to cull the ranks of the gov merit system to bring in new blood. But I am an asshole and not the boss for a reason.

I feel like I just scrolled through a beautyblogger’s instagram account. Bravo! Perfectly executed.

This person knows what’s up. As a former Vegas resident of nearly 2 decades, I think that the rest of the article pretty well done and I think I am going to save it for when the next person asks me what to do there. Bonus: the waitstaff and cleaning staff are usually incredibly nice, helpful, and underpaid. A little…

If CB ever looked at me, even for a moment, with *that* kind of look, I am pretty sure I would disintegrate into dust and float into a black hole where only that moment existed, content.

so basically we are now besties, differences aside.

I can’t stay mad at a PatFanda.

Be English or GTFO.

2 years post-birth and I still have that cup. It is basically my trophy.

Prenatal care: High-risk pregnancy put us $3,000 over anticipated budget, even with a quote provided by the clinic who specializes in this kind of care. I have insurance, but the frequency of the ultrasounds and visits were 3-4 times the rate of a “normal” pregnancy.

I volunteer myself for this study. For the good of scientific discovery, of course.

I’ll be in my bunk.

“puddle of jism” comment made me laugh harder than the clip.

Perfectly executed. Ten points and a krispie treat.

The blur force is strong with that one. Plus, that is not a “thank you” face, or even a “meh, you people” face. That is a “fuck you all, but look at my nice lashes” face. Does not compute.

Strobing. Now that needs to die as quick as it came.

This slayed me. After reading through the whole back and forth, I am dead. RIP Waffles.

I freaked out with pure joy when I was gifted tickets to their July show in PDX. I still can hardly contain myself! The love is strong for these two.

10 years! The woman is owed a refund. That “therapist” is absurd, vapid pile of dung.

Cindy’s cameo was everything. Tay’s face in the moment after was one second conveyance of “Yes. That? That just happened.”

My partner and I walk a fine line. They don’t get to be alone with her...ever. But family is extremely important to me, and I just can’t stomach the idea of being punitive against two people who, at the very bottom of it all, care about her. They just sort of suck at grandparenting, but suck less at it than they did…