God grant me the patience and grace of the man branded with the spoon, because I would be in jail right now for using the same spoon to scoop out Le’s eyes.

Take your damn star for the Chris Jericho “A Little Bit of the Bubbly”

I have a couple neighbors with a yard full of Trump/GOP signs.

“which relies on Q amount”

Trick or Treating has already gotten so lame. We used to have a lot of kids going door-to-door because our neighborhood has sidewalks and the houses aren’t too far apart. But with the churches making it easy with “Trunk or Treat” (?) all the parents began to just cart their kids down to the local mega church parking…

I would say it depends a lot on the location and the weather.

I’ve read both sides of the shopping cart issue. People love to call assholery on those that don’t return the cart for some holier-than-thou reason. On the other hand, I’ve read some employees enjoy rallying up the carts. It’s easy, soothing work that gets them away from the store chaos and to deny that to these…

Here’s where I very unkindly point out that a great deal of his base may be dead by November if they keep up their disbelief in science and medicine and facts and shit. 

Oh.My.Goddess. How could I leave out Frank?!?!? He.Took.Them.Down.

Breathe!

Delco is a trip, isn’t it? Parts feel like you’re in the deep south, others feel like West Philly, and then parts feel like normal suburbs. It wouldn’t have totally shocked me to see them doing this, but wasn’t my first guess lol.

So many good quotes in that one...

Best line:

This will give me something to do other than drinking like Rowsdower and Mitchell combined. 

The best combo of quality and price I found for commercially made workout sandbags was from Titan Fitness.  

ooo sandbags are fun. You can wrap them in garbage bags & duct tape to reinforce, then lift them, shoulder them, carry them around, even toss them if they’re light. If they’re small, put a few in a backpack or duffel. We have a tutorial on how to repurpose a duffel bag as a sandbag.

And finally, if you’re wearing gloves, dispose of them safely. In the garbage can, please.

Try loaded carries with the sand actually. Just hold them and walk depending on their weight.

“Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.”

- Mitch Hedberg