Shhh the Fight Milk is supposed to be a secret!

I like to think he did. Where I live there aren’t many greyhounds (climate probably plays a big part) but Earl was an ambassador for the breed. Even made it onto the radio for an “interview” twice. My favourite story is being stopped by two women during our lunchtime walk at the Marina; “Is that a greyhound?” Yes.…

I enjoyed life with a greyhound for 9 years, 4 months, having to let him go last year... October 5th, at the age of 12 years 3 months. (check my user name). He was the dream dog. Better than I could have ever hoped for. No issues. No separation anxiety, low prey drive, just the best I could have hoped for. He was my…

Our first grey stole sushi off the coffee table the first night we had him; he didn’t have a lot of trouble jumping right in.

Our girl grey Wrigley would stare at herself in the mirror and growl at herself! We got her right off the track and she was a great dog. Our boy grey on the other hand was fostered previously, and was whiny and neurotic. Polar opposites 

I’m sorry. We’ve had 4 greys, and they were all excellent dogs with some really funny quirks. Glass doors, stairs, pools, mirrors...

Mine walked into a reflecting pond for the same reason. He climbed out and shrugged it off. Then he knew.

We just lost our Grey after 13 years. When we first got him, he had trouble with glass doors. Would walk right into them.

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan just came on the arm of an angel.

Just my childless teacher 2 cents, so take with a grain of salt. If you (as a woman) define your life as a #boymom, it makes my life as said boy's teacher a bit difficult.  These boys, as middle schoolers, are very emotional that their teacher doesn't adore them with the intensity of their mom.  I genuinely like most…

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

She looks like what would happen if Lil Wayne ejaculated on a racist bag of flour. 

I think lapped cars should be allowed to turn around and drive in the opposite direction at full throttle, take out a few opponents, then pause and hit ‘Restart Race’.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

I understand that for some (most?) people, an engagement ring is not only a physical representation of your love, but also a status symbol meant to convey the kind of bride you fancy yourself to be.

No.

agreed, it’s most likely a Johnson one. Rudi can’t fail, after all.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

KB wins. I don’t currently have a USA-based regular dentist. I cross the border into Nogales, but I’m fairly sure that any rando dentist I went to on Avenida Alvaro Obregon would say don’t do that.