I grew up in rural Alaska, learned to run a chain saw before I was in high school, fished and worked alongside my brother. I wasn’t a tomboy, and I wasn’t afraid to work hard and get dirty, then dress up to go do something fun. That said, I’ve never been one to spend a lot of time on makeup or hair.

Nothing wrong with an appreciation for bigger ladies.

P4P Omega might be the strongest guy working right now. He’s cartoonishly strong.

Dewey is perfect for H2O. Leave family friendly Rehoboth out of this.

Hey, all us guys with metal issues want to do is dig through the ditches, burn all the witches, and slam in the back of my dragula.

Gimmick infringement.

He goes way back...

Puff Daddy is now The Undertaker’s in ring manager?

Domino’s pan pizza is surprisingly awesome.

If it were the REAL Ricky Morton, I would have to kick the shit out of him first, and he would then need to make the hot tag to Robert Gibson to take over.

I miss going to Blue Rocks games although I know get to go to Iron Pigs games which are just as fun.

I’ve attended many games in both Wilmington and San Antonio, and Mr. Celery is the best mascot by a wide margin. He only appears when the Blue Rocks score, and that scarcity makes it all the more exciting when you do see him. He also dances to Blur’s “Song 2,” which is the best celebratory song I can think of.

Amen to that, I grew up driving down from Haddonfield to Wilmington weekly during baseball season with my dad. Got my baseball education there, fantastic ballpark.

I went to law school at Rutgers Camden, and my job is in Wilmington. That sentence is a dumb way to say I see both these stadiums all the time. 

Another fun, nice minor-league park. They’re even (kinda) on the water too!

I don’t care if your 1 or 85.

oh!! I have a good ghost story. Should have posted this one instead of what I did post but w/e.

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

Totally agree about not bringing invitations into the classroom especially if you aren’t inviting the whole class. You should have some contact information for the parent(s) of your kid’s friends.