Or just use digital boarding passes?

Twenty plus years after I first saw that episode, I have been known to be sitting in my office working diligently away on Very Important Government Stuff, when I will bellow out ‘MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!’

I can honestly say I have learned more from bad bosses than good ones (and have learned a ton from good ones). They have taught me exactly what not to do to be a good leader.

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Well, they did say your personality.

Always wear sunglasses at night.

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or others see that kemp tried to get around baker, baker moved with him and kemp slipped on the grass.

Hey you never know, Coba’s radar systems were notoriously glitchy allowing all sorts of assaults on Cobra Command! ;)

False, all you need is channel 34.

This IS my definative version if How Blue Can You Get. Was my alarm for some time; open my eyes as the solo gets burning before that last sustain, close my eyes again as he sings, and get up straight as he goes, “AND NOW YOU WANT TO GIVE THEM BACK!”.

Appropriate....

He will be missed, but still a kickass way to start the day.

How about the same song in front of 80,000 people, complete with a string breaking and the show going on as he replaces the string mid-song?

That is probably my all time favorite skit from the show. If I see anything that even vaguely reminds me of ninjas, I have to refrain from shouting, "'Cause those Van Paaaaatttteeeennnn brothers are so headstrong! *wait a beat* MasterNinjaThemeSong! Help me!"

I just got done watching those two MST3K episodes. They're so, so very bad. At least they are marginally more watchable than some of the other movies the guys have riffed on, but they're still really lame!

"There's no Kosugi like Sho Kosugi, there's no Kosugi I know."

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!!!