If there’s one positive from this pandemic, it’s completely squashed any hope (from others, not me) that our 30 year high school reunion will happen.

I hide Christmas presents inside of luggage.

Yeah, Marcy Playground had a whole song about this or something.

I have a hard time doing any exercise on a full stomach. Especially at my kickboxing gym, going in with a bunch of food in me is a recipe for disaster.

Starting from when I was a kid to now:

Motel Hell is an adjacent property to The Hotel Hell. Checkout time is never.

Instabark

I find your lack of Old Bay...disturbing.

I’ve found that at my age (47) a good foam roller session before, and after, 75 minutes of kickboxing is absolutely essential, combined with some stretching also before and after.

Not that I’m a Jimmy John’s customer on the reg, but Chad and Bryce confirmed my desire to not patronize them.

This discussion of alone v lonely always reminds me of this scene.

Nice header image of KellyAnne and Kim Ghoulfoyle there.

Which is similar to the exchange rate between Schrute bucks and Stanley nickels.

Unless they can do the entire car, including tires, wheels, vacuum the interior, and clean the glass to a streak-free condition - NOPE.

And nary a mention of The Fabulous Moolah, who trained many female wrestlers in the 70s and 80s, kept them under lock and key, and pimped them out professionally and sexually for decades.

I had a chance to see Garbage on their 2.0 tour and even though it was a semi small room/ college basketball arena, Shirley has a set of pipes that blew me away.

As much as this needs to happen on any flag where that symbol is included, it isn’t gonna happen.

My fingers are crossed.

Vwls r fr nrds

I know it’s not fast and barely more than a walk, but it’s all I can do for now.