Or marry someone with a birthday a few days before Valentine’s Day and really break the bank in a couple days**

This redefines “easy” in Kraft Easy Mac.

It’s OK, the packet will counter the effects of those horrid kale chips.

This sounds like an excellent experiment for the crab cakes my wife found on sale at Acme last week.

OA three way tie between pizza combos, Dipps granola bars, and Good and Plenty's brother Good and Fruity

It's Georgia, bruh.

#hotboysforGlenBurnie shows an unsurprisingly zero return

Not that smarts is his strong suit, but doing this in Cecil County where the Klan still haunts isn't the brightest idea. It's a stone's throw from Rising Sun where former KKK head Chester Doles used to reside.

I might also add that before signing up, do a bit of self examination and be honest if you’re actually willing to do the work that the gym might require.

On the flip side of this, I recently went to a gender reveal and when the parents to be found out they were having a boy, there was nothing great celebration. The dad volunteers for the fire department and I figured his buddies would be jubilant because of the boy stuff that would presumably follow over the years.

I only shop at grocery stores with self checkout because I want to get my stuff and get out, plus I know I can bag it much more efficiently than the cashier

I think you can thank/hate Brooks Tropicals out of Homestead, FL, for that re-branding. 

Starred for Shady Maple. That place makes bank on the weekends.

I thought the Irish Goodbye was the accepted party farewell manuever?

Here’s how we do this in our house:

Leviticus 27:30

The table (wood) was in a carpeted area and we found that using the sheet kept Play Doh residue from getting into the plank/grooves in the top of the table.

Slime is the devil’s mucus so that’s been a hard no, though the kiddo recently got a massive pack of slimes from one of her cousins during the holidays.

If you don't own a koozie that says " if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch" then what are we even doing this for?