Where I live, there are no supermarket beers due to outdated and impractical blue laws.

Given Yano’s proclivities for ridiculous shenanigans, if Moxley’s match with him doesn’t include a direct/indirect reference to Mitch the Potted Plant or fooling around with a TV monitor, I’ll be very surprised.

I'm here to diffuse the situation.

Was the festival Firefly?

Currently on a mini vacation now. The most I’ve done to exercise is a run/ walk combo in the morning and being in the ocean with my daughter for hours each afternoon.

So, what you’re kind of saying is Rich Energy is the motorsports equivalent of the Fyre Festival?

Sweating is part of jiu jitsu. I’m assuming this is a gi jiu jitsu class, but some places do no gi.

When I was a youth and Slurpee consumption was something I could do with nary a thought to calories, my plan was to grab the biggest Big Gulp cup, then fill that with the Coke bed bottom, Slurpee on top combo as you proposed.

Do you always have to wipe things down after you use them?

Same, but substitute safety glasses with yard work gloves, string trimmer with hedge trimmer, and eyesight with fingertip.

What about Mrs. Dash?

Just a bunch of swole Skins fans listenin’ to the Junks and dyin’ before age 48.

It won’t happen, but I’d love to see Minoru Suzuki finagle his way into this somehow.

After debating it for a while, I decided to start an Instagram account at the beginning of the year. At first, my sole purpose was to just stay connected to the people I train with, as due to work and class schedules, it can be a week or more before we see each other in person.

At the end of the day, I usually put all previously worn clothes - jackets excluded - into an empty drawer (unless I used the hotel gym or ran; then those are hung up to dry out) and when it is time to pack, I empty that drawer back into my suitcase.

Lord, he was born an amblin’ man.

Maybe it’s a regional thing, but the fact that crab bisque is nowhere to be found makes this the Marchman list of soup rankings.

Me too.

He has had one for years. Talk is Jericho. And it is pretty good.