With an American cheese and mayo sandwich on Wonder bread to go with.

He was too busy stalin

Well, the world needs ditchdiggers too.

Let’s Get Salty Together

It’s more of a Go-Bot.

It’s time to put this guy in a van down by the river.

C’mon, [REDACTED] was actually David Tracy.

Husband of a teacher here.

the Braves have seen attendance rise by about 25 percent upon moving to Cobb County,

Had it happened, the match with Amin might have gone as well as the bout with The Great Antonio.

Sorry, but this will always be the Realmuto(h) for me:

I would not be opposed to a Western anthology series where a bunch of random, violent stories happen in front of a gorgeous, expansive backdrop.

Seriously. One application and those Jeeps will be like....

Calgun, Blow Me Away

I’ve never been a sneaker aficionado (know some people who are, though) and the idea of kicks as a long-term investment reminds me of:

White House Communications Office?

Thankfully not often, but I have one co-worker whose son (estimated age 7) has absolutely no idea how loud he is when she brings him in. 

Baylor football now firmly entrenched in the #1 position atop the “Worst Cult in Waco” category.

Also, if your child suffers from this:

All I would add is: be aware that buying the cheap gear first could open you up to injury.