Not the first time a Van Dyke has turned out to be a Dick.

In the UFC, that's parsley for the course.

Jim Irsay as Marty Feldman as Igor in Judd Apatow’s remake of Young Frankenstein, with Michael Cera as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein.

Me too. Lived with a few miles of there at one point.

There was a guy who had his flag stolen from the front of his garage (‘outbuilding’ is more accurate) not that long ago and it became a “thing” in the local tabloids. Location of said home was stone’s throw between Delaware and Maryland state lines.

Nero (self) diddled while Rome burned.

Millennials born two days apart, no less.

Hang on a minute, “pencil-necked geek” was clearly the oeuvre of one Classy Freddie Blassie.

Pockets are for syrup, silly.

Years back, those sheet-wearing puds used to try to hold a march or rally around the UD campus/main street Newark, and it never amounted to anything.

And those flags creep southeast, over the C&D canal and down through Middletown, Smyrna, etc.

So a firearm-oriented version of Whacking Day?

Home base of Chester Doles back in the day (and maybe today, who knows? I don’t go over there).

Cecil County, then?

When I travel for work, I make it a point to at least work out 2-3 times while I am on the road even though most days it is the absolute last thing I want to do.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Triscuits do make a tasty snack but you have to be careful about not inhaling Triscuit dust prior to popping one in your mouth.

For the next installment, can you and Iris live blog the NBA draft?

A few years back after my Dad became disabled, I got him a Mobile Help system for the home. It works very well, and runs off of cellular - which given his desire to remain somewhat independent was the best option.

Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be stupid and vaguely sad!