As a truck guy, if it were me after putting all the work you did into getting the truck in the best operating and cosmetic shape you could in order to get the most return for the owner, I would’ve likely put in an offer to buy it from him outright.

Saw the movie with my almost 9-year-old daughter yesterday. After the “poof,” a young boy in the back cried out “does anyone else need a therapist?”

Wow, that photo is what would happen if Simon Cowell jerked off onto a #2 pencil.

Came for this, was not disappoint.

I kinda wondered what happened to Dan Maff...

Because with every move you make, every breath you take, they’ll be watchin’ you...

If it were me, I’d just return it to his mailbox at the end of my shift if he lived nearby.

Didn’t exist, just like his job as of a little over an hour ago.

Didn’t exist, just like his job as of a little over an hour ago.

Now he has all the time in the world to check IDs at the pool.

Only time I ever wear compression shorts is under my usual workout shorts at the gym. Once a guy at my gym tried to wear just those kinds of shorts during class and we had to put the kibosh on that. Too much moose knuckle on display.

Hey now, those Wawa shorties can only get you so far in terms of sustenance (if you don’t know how to load them up on the touchscreens). Customization FTW!

What say you, Benicio?

On the judges’ scoring, Ivey was docked several points for not first yelling “Lisabeth, it’s the big one! I’m coming for ya, honey!” before clutching his chest.

Make Angioplasty Great Again!

There’s an older couple in my neighborhood who both own Prius’s (Priuses, Priuii?) and seem to take great joy in hypermiling the 8/10ths of a mile from our neighborhood entrance to their house at speeds easily surpassed by someone on a Razr scooter.

Not fancy enough for our fair author.

I really do not care for this remake of The Lion in Winter.

Rodan + Fields fired her?

He’s got a voice for radio and a face for print.