It’s either rubbing alcohol or vinegar and baking soda.

The president we need and deserve, term limits be damned.

• What’s your favorite canned bean? Sliced green beans, particularly with mushroom soup and fried onion bits.

On the guest list, it’s been our experience that school teachers/schools are getting more particular about bringing party invitations in the classroom, in that they don’t want them at all because of the drama it can create.

Hold on a minute... while overhead angst is still a very real thing, the fact that some airlines (looking at you, American) DO NOT ALLOW you to pay for your checked bag online as part of the check-in process is absolute horseshit of the highest order.

Regarding Risk, all I can say is: Do NOT sleep on the fortitude of the Ukraine.

Yeah, but Sartre is smartre.

That’s easily the byfugliest fish I’ve ever seen.

I got both the Koko B. Ware reference and The Rappin Duke, the latter I remember taping off the radio. Power 99 I think it was.

Hi, Paul Ryan!

That @Mr_patrickallan talking about making mistakes and feeling bad on @lifehacker Sad! Don’t fall for #fakeblues!

This would be mine.

Just have to reduce interactions to the barest minimum (while being polite and professional, of course) and if that fails, cut them out.

And somewhere in Louisville, Jim Cornette is bitching about this, too.

But will it stop bullies from kicking sand in your face at the beach?

That’s a doi-by!

Also, remove your hat when being sworn in, as per Mr. Jerome Howard.

Came here for this, would visit again.

I think the pitch tipper and Drew have very alike sartorial choices when it comes to polos.

At least the twins would never have to share a seat on the carnival ride Himalaya and could race down against each other on the giant slide where you sit on a burlap bag.