Christian Slater was a thing, don’t you remember?

The trailer for this movie played before movies for months but it wound up flopping anyway. “Gleaming the what?” someone would always say, rather than “do what to the cube, what’s that mean?”

“That Leonard Part 6 Blu-ray that Mill Creek put out last month is awesome!” says no one.

Playing for Keeps is the best movie starring Marisa Tomei and a Baio.

Sooo........Miramax released some pretty great movies in the ‘80s and ‘90s, didn’t it.

I have The Boost on DVD that I haven’t watched since Woods’s douchebaggery became public.

WHO GIVES A GODDAM. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT.

It’s a real shame. At least we’ve still got Random Roles.

The video ad in the middle of every post truly sucks in a way that couldn’t suck more. Knock it the fuck off.

Our benevolent corporate masters allowed that? Poppycock!

Huh. Was not aware of that. Glad I asked. I just assume all business suck in that way.

Masturbation is something that makes you vulnerable - one’s O face could be embarrassing. I don’t get why someone would want to do that in front of someone you’re not close with.

“April Dawn” is not a porn name in this instance.

Isn’t “unpaid intern” redundant?

I’m confused about “behind four walls” - if the play is set in only one room, shouldn’t it be “within” four walls? Maybe I’m reading it wrong.

Goddammit I said I didn’t want to see Rooney Mara anymore but here she is again. Get out of my life!

Five is the only one I’ve seen in the theater - it came out the week of my birthday and several beers into the night I slurred, “let’s go to the Fast and Furious movie! AV Club gave it a B+!” (Not that anyone I was with knew what the AV Club was but it was my birthday so we went.)

I just now got that. It’s like Jackie Chan as Chon Wang.

Watched Make Way for Tomorrow the other night and there’s a man in the credits with the name Adolph and thought to myself, there’s a name that will likely forever be toxic.

Snyder Avenue. C’mon, Night, you ought to know that.