To be fair, I also thought they were the same person for a while. They are all three useless and hated, so I say what’s the difference?

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Not to mention Melanoma came from extremely privileged-for-Slovenia circumstances. Her father was one of Tito’s guys, and he was supposedly a real operator. There are published stories about how everyone in the family was always dressed to the nines, had a taste for the finger things in life, and even owned a…

And I’m not 100% on tis subject, but everyonce in a while, I feel some sympathy for Tiffany. I could be entirely wrong about this but I *think*, she seems to be a normal, early 20's kid trying to go to college and have a normal life, while her father takes every chance he can get to passive aggressively ignore in a…

These guys who seek “mail order brides” do so for a reason and it has nothing to do with love or altruism. There’s no shortage of women in their countries who are their equals in age, beauty, intelligence. They want someone out of their league who they can control. So let’s not pretend these femme fatales are taking…

A joke from a friend of mine:

But the only phrase she knows in each is “Three fifty an hour, no kissing.”

The art of squinting.

YES! With a full complement of NWA ringtones!

Obama should partner with a manufacturer to release an actual ObamaPhone just to rustle some jimmies.

And that’s exactly why they say things like “we won get over it”— they think it’s sports, it’s just a contest, the game has no real world consequences, it’s not really connected to the actual fate of the country.

Also: sunk cost fallacy. I’ve already invested so much in this, I can’t stop now no matter the signs telling me to cut my losses.

Reports were that his team never accepted the offers from Obama’s staff to brief them on the day to day stuff. Most have a transition team that is responsible to deal with all of that. Trump just tossed everyone out on the day of his ignorant-aration.

Yeah, my late grandfather referred to this as “Stupid Proud.” It was what he called folk that know they are being stupid but nonetheless decide to power through rather than acknowledge any need for a helping hand/change of behavior.

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

I bet Joe had something to do with this. He probably just unscrewed all the bulbs so none of the switches appear to work.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

He didn’t say he had several black friends. He named them. All three of them.

Umm excuse me their girlfriends all live in Canada and Canada already has free healthcare duhhhhhhh.