No he doesn’t.

“Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!”

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

“He really wanted it to be about the people, not about him.”

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

It’s almost like Trump is full of shit and doesn’t know how women shop.

I wish when I tried to lie I didn’t abruptly shout “I’M SORRY!” mid-sentence and then start crying. It’s a little bit of a tell.

Yup. He wanted to hire someone that will say shit like “Please welcome our bestest president to ever president, it’s a bigly yuge honor to announce our new president who has big hands, the biggest hands you’ve ever seen.”

Sure, it wasn’t his full time gig, but are we really pretending that being the inauguration announced isn’t a big fucking deal? Because it’s a pretty big deal. Most people would be proud of that and to have it yanked away unceremoniously is objectively shitty.

Charlie Brittany, you have broken and stolen my heart.

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

They at least talk with those who disagree with them and will usually listen if the evidence is presented before them.

You’re right about McCain, but I still blame him for teaming up with Sarah Palin, a decision which I feel catalyzed the process that eventually made President Trump possible.

McCain, Graham, et al, subscribe to a flawed, harmful, hateful ideology. Trump has no ideology whatsoever. I honestly can’t say which is worse, but at least you can predict what McCain and his ilk will do and try to head them off at the pass. Trump is a drunk, blindfolded orangutan with a machine gun - there’s no…

Nope, nope. That wasn’t racism. Someone accurately referring to a white boy as “that white boy over there” is not at all racism. This guy is nuts, and I’m continually amazed at how badly white people seem to want to be oppressed in some way. It’s a weird fantasy to have.

Racism is not the same as rudeness. Also, it’s much worse.

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

The definition of a Republican is someone who campaigns on the premise that government doesn’t work and once elected sets about proving it.

Hey, Scotty, I’ll tell you what: I’ll give Donald Trump the same consideration conservatives gave Obama after he won both the electoral college and the popular vote. Twice. You could be gracious in victory, but then conservatives have never been gracious about anything.

The grown ups are the ones who are worried. The childish bullies are having a great time, pretending they never said anything awful about Obama, and wallowing in their willful ignorance.