God’s Own Medicine. <3 When She said “Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is upon the face of all the earth”, She knew what we needed.

I have no compunction regarding retaliation for elbow titting, line cutting, foot stomping etal at concerts. I retaliate. It makes me feel good.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

I’m a Colts season ticket holder and this year there’s a couple who sits behind me at every game, and they obsess over which players aren’t standing for the anthem. Usually during the anthem. Yes, they talk during the whole anthem about how disrespectful it is to sit during the anthem.

Also always remember to never go to an NFL game.

You speak the truth. I don’t even find her annoying, I feel like she’s like an awesome rich aunt who is always on a nice xanax / reisling combo and can cook like a motherfucker.

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Ahem

That was the past, man. You’re living in the present – 2016 – where the future moves backwards.

It’s Moops

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

Also there was a point where the said they were yelling like they were in their own living room. Like she thinks non-white people just stand around in their living room screaming and hollering.

Lady, voting for Trump doesn’t get you a fucking plastic bag.

As I said on The Twitter, the Trump revolution is like the Reagan revolution only with trickle down insanity instead.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I really hope it’s just a giant wooden coffee table.

As women, we are always being told that our issues are less important than the “real issues.” Fuck that. This happened at the State Capitol. It’s wrong.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.