1) Kinda like whichever ultra-conservative GOP asshat ‘diagnosed’ Terri Schaivo remotely from having watched tapes of her, probably nothing more than what the media was showing to everyone at the time.

True story that sort of adds to this: Trump is famous in commercial real estate circles in NY because of the deceptive way he measures square footage. Formerly, the practice was to measure a room from wall to wall. Decaying cheeto face wanted to squeeze out every dime, so to avoid that “dead” space of the walls…

I just threw up in my mouth. And on my desk. And on my shoes. Oh God I’m going to need a bigger bucket.

I think my favorite trick of his, is claiming that members of whichever minority he most recently slandered call him to tell him how right he is. That how great Trump is, people generally claim to have one imaginary black friend who agrees with them, Trump has a contingent of imaginary people who agree with him.

For someone who is constantly lauded by morons as “saying what he’s thinking,” it’s impressively rare that he states that something is his actual view. It’s always “I know people will say” “People are saying” “I’ve heard.” He can’t even say that he wants his own daughter on his cabinet?

She only looks good in comparison to the rest of her family. She enables all of this. She goes after the Khans. Maybe she is reasonable, but she is a Trump, through and through.

Whoawhoawhoa- not so fast there: the lads are quite welcome to continue sawing off the limbs they sit on.

Also:

You’re looking at this all wrong.He’s a grifter. What does a grifter do when one scam is falling apart? He moves on to the next one. That’s what he thinks we all di.

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

The Inbred People’s Court

My vote is for “The Half-Terminator”

I continue to ponder a quote someone posted over the weekend:

The ting is, even among evangelicals there are degree of religiosity.

“featuring catalogs thrown in trash cans”

People on the right make such noise about people on the left being a machine of constant outrage. But do they actually take a minute to reflect on the stupid shit THEY get up in arms about on a daily basis? Lol of course they don’t.

lol can i just say how i love the fact that conservatives always call out liberals for being “too sensitive” or “too PC” but they’re the first in line to make a big deal out of shit that offends them

Sigh.