And that is the other thing men will fight you on.

Ugh, and like it’s so obvious what you’re trying to do, non-reader dude, do you think you’re actually being original here? Once had a guy told me that reading in a pub was “a cry for help.” That’s gonna make me want to suck your d, fur shure buddy. GOOD JOB

You’re not all bad but can I be honest? I wish the good ones spoke out more against the awful ones and were more vocal and protective. I feel like whenever there’s a jerk around, or a dangerous guy, no one steps up. No man calls him out. They are left to continue to be awful. Always.

Ditto, and it’s not their fault, really. You don’t know what you don’t know. Women need to share their stories and then the dudes who hear them need to talk w/ their guy friends about it.

Most days my alibi consists of my cats and my netflix streaming. Anyone that has hundreds of pages of alibi sounds to me like someone really desperate to manufacture an alibi.

If your alibi is so solid, why on earth would you need 100 pages to prove it?

I am honestly super curious how someone can even HAVE 100 pages of alibi documents. My alibi for any given night would be like 2 pages, tops, full of receipts from chipotle and something documenting what I watched on netflix.

Well, you could immediately throw out 21 of those witnesses, his parents and siblings don’t count. The rest are just their fellow cult members confusing seeing him on TV as the same as seeing him in person.

True, mine do like to roll off of things. Maybe someone needs to make a squared off stick-style tube?

Personally, it's because Ross was the worst character on that stupid show. Which is unfair, because David is not Ross, but they just LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!

No worries!! I have insurance! You know the kind of insurance that I have to pay for here that doesn’t even cover a fucking pap smear. The kind of insurance that gives me a rage stroke everytime I pay it even though said paid insurance wouldn’t pay for the god damn rage stroke.

Now now...Americans believe in mental health when there’s a mass shooting done by a previously law-abiding white Christian man.

What I hate most about Nevaeh, besides the name itself, is that it’s ALWAYS followed with, “It’s heaven spelled backwards.”

“Pro-life is pro-woman”

The U.S. healthcare system

No kidding. The brand of pro-life these people push reduces women’s bodies to objects that the women themselves have no autonomy over. Fuck that noise, that’s about as anti-woman as you can get.

I really dislike these “pro-life is pro-women” posters. I do not think anything could be farther from the truth.

Canada is in a lot of ways what America is supposed to be.

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.