It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…

I think the message is “it doesn’t matter who made the crap you buy, just buy it in such a way that only white, Christian Americans profit from your purchase.” That’s why buying products from Walmart that were made by foreign slaves is patriotic, but buying American-made products from an immigrant-owned store is not.

To try and remain positive, I try to think of it not as a backslide but as the remnants of hard-core white power doubling down in their death throes. The alternative is so terrifying.

Quick, someone get Katie Holmes on the phone to start planning her escape.

It’s heartbreaking, but I think not for the reasons she thinks it is. They seem to honestly believe the media exposure is the destructive force, and not the actions of Josh Duggar himself, much less the culture that fostered and covered for that behavior. My heart goes out to her, honestly.

When their fans proselytize to me about the Duggar’s economy and lack of ostentatious purchases, they can be silenced by a mention of the family’s private plane.

I was about to call BS on that story based on the height of the glass alone, but then I realized that I’m 5’2” and that’s the only reason why this did not seem plausible to me. From down here, those things look like they are at least 3 feet tall. I’d need 6 foot long arms to poke those tomatoes.

No. Don’t be a “just asking questions” coward about it. Don’t say there are points to argue.. If you think that those children and teachers weren’t actually murdered, then have the guts to say so. And then back it up by telling us what you think happened.

Yeah it was out of character for usually cool Royals fans. I’m an A’s fan and I totally jumped on that bandwagon after you beat us. That was a batshit crazy game and KC has been consistently very very fun to watch since then.

Anyway, deadspin posted that awesome thing about the weather radars picking up fan…

From the Hubble is looks like a massive Smurf convention.

I'm a Royals fan, and I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Deadspin has given the Royals tons of coverage.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Ha! I just meant the stereotyping of small town peeps. My theory is that they think the Real Housewives are classy and they just try SO HARD to be these wine-drinking socialites while wearing camo and it’s all just so try-hard.

Little kids who act like shits

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

But like, what does that even mean. Other than building a wall between the US and Mexico, has he ever spoke specifically about any topic.

From these pulled quotes, he just sounds like a horrible public speaker. He speaks in such generalizations, but everything he says is so offensive.

It’s so much better than that. He then used his personal twitter account to act like this account was a fake when both are verified:

Increasingly Less Interesting Fact: The Kansas River (also known as the Kaw River) was named after the Kaw (or Kanza, or Kansa) tribe of indigenous peoples.