Also, not gonna lie, I'd be more than okay with getting that note from Anthony Kiedis if I had a time machine and could travel back to before he cut his hair.

I don’t know. I think there were plenty of people who would go for 1972 Keith Richards.

Yeah I didn’t know who it was but was like, “heeeeey.”

Anthony Kedis (sp?) Red Hot Chili Peppers. Would bang.

Endorse.

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

I get the most basic sub you can imagine at Subway: white bread, ham, American cheese, mustard. That's it. (I add my own sweet pickles at home.) The sandwich artists always say "No veggies? Really?" and I assure them yes, really.

Ahh! This reminds me of one of my favorite stories! Abuse related, not cats.

Try getting anyone to believe that you have a black eye because your cat knocked a bottle off a shelf and onto your bed while you were sleeping. Everyone kept nodding, giving me pitying looks, and surreptitiously handing me a card with info about domestic abuse.

This is going to be my response to everything from now on.

omg i was like THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE DARK but it just went somewhere amusingly dim.

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

I think all the messaging young men get to the effect that they should want this makes it doubly dangerous, because as a high schooler you probably don't have a strong grasp on the idea that things that are hot as a fantasy aren't necessarily so great in reality, and this is a clear case in point.

Agreed! I also find her slightly ornery personality to be rather appealing. She seems genuinely shy and kinda snarky and like, "Can you leave me alone? I just want to do this thing that I like."

I have never understood why she attracts so much criticism and ire. I think she's awesome, and it bugs me that people still say she's a bad actress.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

yas YASSSSSSS GURL YASSSS

I will accept Crocs for that limited purpose. Or, like, gardening. But anyone wearing Crocs in a public place for a decidedly non-water-related activity should be ticketed and fined.

but what about chaps?

Even behavior can be problematic. My sophomore English teacher decided that my habit of doing the homework during class instead of paying attention to the lecture made me a problem student. When she shuffled the seating order two weeks in I got a spot in front of her desk with the rest of the delinquents. I spent…