Simple, he was there with the drunk driver and had drugs on him. Way too visible of an accident scene to flee. Cops found drugs, match lit. Now they can charge you with anything else on top of that, they own you.

...pass traveler...

It was never meant to air. Barris had to okay every act with the network censors and would intentionally book lewd acts as sacrificial lambs. That way less risque acts, that normally would never get approved, could squeak by. The Popsicle Twins flew over someone at the network’s head.

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

Totally unrelated because I’m tired after not getting any sleep last night (my anti-anxiety medication ran out, and I think that it’s increasing my sensory overload) and feel compelled to share happy things, my colleague is getting a puppy next week. He’s going to take time off to bond with the puppy and has taken to…

I loved Fichtner in The Deadliest Catch.

I imagine the audio alarms are just there so people don’t freak out and say “I don’t want my car taking over for me!” The reality is those alarms are probably a fraction of a second before the brakes are applied.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

Well this is also unrelated to hell but it makes me laugh and that cat gif reminded me of it:

Tell me about your wife. I know you have one, she gets a passing mention sometimes, but I’d like to know more. What do you admire about her, what have you learned from her. You seem like a caring husband and a good dad (so far) and somehow (??!?) I trust from your tone in the FunBag posts that you could write that…

A Million Ways to Die in Hyrule

...which would be why these were called “tips,” and not “sacrosanct instructions for playing the game in the only acceptable fashion; to diverge from this prescribed path is the very height of heresy, and all who dare such transgression shall be burnt forthwith.”

What is it with people and assuming that suggestions…

I especially liked what he said about investing in our infrastructure using both public and private capital.

we might not be popular with some people on here. anything that exposes how dangerous and inept donald trump is should be proliferated though. these are important times.

He did give it the nod during dinner.

Longtime Baylor basketball fans called this attitude “pure Bliss”.

“I found myself entering a number of corners ready to accelerate after the apex, only to be disappointed by a powertrain that took ages to respond to my foot”

#SaveKatieNolan

Katie Nolan is the only goddamn star to be born out of that network - even if the ratings aren’t huge, she’s got the name recognition none of the other non-imported talking heads have there. Fucking with her is a good way to make sure she goes somewhere else when her contract’s up.

richardson has got to be a close second, and if you want good chinese food, go there. it's just a tiny skip down the road.