I'm going with simply not funny.

This might be tolerable if it was a least funny; I can laugh at myself. No, I'm not from Plano, but I am from the North Texas area.

Except for the hellacious parking on weekends up at the Shops. To hell with that noise then. Just go to Katy Trail Icehouse and listen to awful, drunk, single 30-something women bitch about being single for some inexplicable reason.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Thank you so much for the great feature and all the kind words! I'm so surprised and excited to see that people like my cosplay. As someone who sees my own face in the mirror every day, I have a lot more trouble seeing the resemblance than others do, but it's fun to hear that people are enjoying my pictures! :)

Doesn't matter if you were being paid to do 10 people's work. It may have been an unfortunate decision to take, or keep that position. Being paid a salary however is specifically not being paid for hours, it is intended to pay for performance and job completion.

If you're in a salaried position you're not being paid for 40 hours. You're being paid to do a job.

Yeah, I've definitely been victim to "I'm only a few minutes late" but inside I'm wailing BUT I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 16 HOURS YOU THOUGHTLESS CUNT.

I purchased an Eddie Bauer edition 5.0 Explorer off CL a few years ago, complete with stick figure family and dog. Except for the dog I scraped off the family, leaving their ghostly outlines from the glue. When friends asked about this, (they would since as far as they know I don't lead a hidden second life with a…

I made this window sticker for my family hauler last week.

It's like a menu.

You can also let criminals know that you are an under educated asshole, and therefore have nothing for them to steal except some credit cards bills and and TapOut shirts.

I named my most recent FemShep "Taylor". I was going through the creation in ME1, my 8 year old son walked in, and I asked him what I should name her. "Taylor" he said, without a single thought. When I pressed him, I discovered it was a girl in his class. Not even a girl he likes, not even a name he likes, he just…

Murderface Shepard

Unless you're a gay youth — particularly if you're a gay youth of color — and this show will be a window, albeit a schmaltzy one, into the life of a man who gives you hope that you don't have to be constrained by homophobia either.

#endfootshaming

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

Don't get me wrong here, I fully appreciate Jessica Nigri's boobtastic efforts, but this...this is Day of the Tentacle. Day of the mother fudging Tentacle. I'm in love with this girl.

Anytime someone goes completely numb/dead in the eyes when crazy shits going down around them.. It's called "going beyonce" lol

Tara is WAY more polite about a child grabbing her leg than most cats.