At least according to the wife

I think we have evolved from thinking of people who are mentally challenged as "retarded" and more often than not the term is associated with idiots and assholes. I think "fucktard" moves it even further from mentally challenged and closer to it's real target; idiots and assholes. If it was 1970 you might have had a…

I basically just wrote this same thing. These women are supposed to be your friends, so they should understand if you have to pass on certain things. Women need to stand up for themselves, more often than not everything will turn out fine.

You know why it's different? Because if I were asked to go to three different showers, buy a tux and go to a destintion bachelor party I, and every single one of the groom's friends, would tell the groom to go fuck himself.

hahaha, so perfect that that's Jim Carrey, too.

Also if you are so wrapped up in your hair and it represents your identity, then you probably wouldn't buy generic head and shoulders.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

Something like this?:

Is it Thanksgiving? Christmas? No? No again? Then why the everloving FUCK is my TV dad ranting like he's half a bottle into the Jameson's?

My fifth grade school pictures looks a lot like this. So why don't I look like January Jones now?

I don't think it was intended to be a reflection on anyone but Rachel. She was gaunt at the finale. Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't understand the meaning of "gaunt." Considering that she herself claims she only lost that much to win, and that she's planning on putting some of the weight back on, I doubt she would…

That's not the first thing I think of when I hear "fappy" ...

I know this sounds shocking, but you can actually have confidence, go out places, have friends and "put yourself out there" while being fat. Fat actually hasn't prevented me from doing any of those things. Fat as only prevented me from being skinny. And skinny, like fat, is just a body size, not a happiness rating.…

I have a question about this whole phone-tapping trial: If it was illegal in the first place to tap into the personal calls of these celebrities, why isn't there a media blackout on the recordings played in court? (For what it's worth, I know very little about British law). It seems like their privacy is being…

Dr. Muffley...ob-gyn...

Sean Penn certainly has a type. Watch out, white women with short blonde hair; he's coming for you.

As a dietitian (it's like a nutritionist, but with regulated education, experience, and accreditation), I would like to say that this is not always the best advice. I've had many clients who needed to lose 75+ lbs that exercised more regularly and ate more healthily than many of my clients who were slim. If you find a…