I wouldn’t even bang him with someone else’s vagina. Are you kidding me?

Wealthy white kids with a lot of built up generational wealth do. Of course their parents or grandparents gave them a very healthy “loan”.

My husband and I have a running joke...the tiny house trend will inevitably lead to the home owners falling into murderous rages. Then ID will have a new show... “Tiny Homicide.”

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

I’m so tired of white grey and black or cream, taupe and brown design looks. I love this woman’s apartment though.

If there was nowhere to change my kid when he was in diapers, I would take him to the car. That is a rude-ass vile, person. If I had witnessed something like that, I’d tell my server immediately and ask they wipe off the table before someone was seated.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

I think this engagement news is great. Kylie and Tyga should also get married. They should all live together and raise the kid (Blac & Tygas) together and it’ll be like one big convoluted episode of Modern Family

Me after reading that headline:

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

I’m more proud of my 7:16 beer mile than I am of most of my pr’s on the track.

...but as a man, you don’t GET to have one.

Hillary Clinton:

ACTUALLY it’s more like Bernie’s backyard, as he grew up there. She’s part of the gentrification wave ;)