These are men who know how to wear suits

He did more than any president since LBJ in strengthening and adding to the social safety net. Unfortunately, it’s all about to be unraveled.

Hatchable’s are self aware enough to know it should never have been created. And so does my spell check since it keeps correcting it to “catchable”

She’s treated a lot like how Serena Williams is treated. Williams has been called a man by so many people and so has Michelle. I’m wondering if it is because both women are black, strong and athletic. That racist can’t stand their mix of strength and power so they deny their womanhood.

The constant flood of Michelle Obama comments over the last 8 years really do flummox me.

I heard “Oh me”, which sounded Bergmanesque enough.

Not at all like those adorable furbys. We should probably eradicate the hatchimals don’t you think? For the furbys.

Also heard “help me” but I assumed it just wanted out of the egg?

Hmm. I hear it saying: “Bow down to your new Overlords, oh ye victims of mindless consumerism. Heed my words, you are now in our control.”

I just want to imagine her giving it to the guy, with her eyes glowing with pride, and then he opens it up, and is like... 

I mean, I feel bad for her, because this bible had blank spots in it for notes, so why is it bad that she highlighted things. This reminds me of the most confusing aspect of my recent Byzantine history class, which was all the heresies. I’m a Jew. Jews generally don’t kick other Jews out of the faith unless you REALLY…

To me it sounds like “hilf mir” which is German for help me. Our brain always tries to hear some of our native language in gibberish. When I try to hear something English it sounds like “hungry”.

Semi-related: we got my sister a Tickle-Me-Elmo for Christmas when she was four. The package started giggling as she was opening it; she screamed and screamed and screamed. We took out the batteries and she loved it for years.

It’s saying “Fuck me, you should have gotten the NES Classic instead, dipshit.”

Remember how freaked out and pissed off they were at Obama for not doing anything about the election? And even more pissed off at his refusal to give a scalding take on the Trump presidency? Very slowly, rule by rule, Barry’s been locking things in, laying little traps, and subtly getting under the Donald’s skin…

I have stomach issues, and one of my biggest fears in respect to flying, is what if I have to poop NOW when I’m not supposed to be out of my seat? I don’t want to get yelled at/cause a commotion, but I can’t sit for a however long flight in pants (on a seat) I just shat myself in. Worrying about it makes it worse,…

You’re giving Americans way to much credit if you think most would know Manchuria is in China.

And America will dumbly blink and ask “What does any of this have to do with Chinese take-out?”

I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on. We have speed, we have a lot of other things, but I’m not sure we have the kind the security we need.