whimsicalethnographies
WhimsicalEthnographies
whimsicalethnographies

TL;DR

You can’t just put both on because you can’t trust people with straight up mayo. Swimming in mayo, remember? People can’t be trusted.

The only people who actually put beer in the cups are high schoolers who haven’t heard of meningitis and old people who googled “How To Play Beer Pong” before their neighborhood holiday party. The rest of us fill them with water and just get drunk by our own schedule.

I’m so unbelievably sick of every statement about Israel not handling its shit in a way that shows even a modicum of respect for the human people living in Palestine being colored as antisemitism.

“...and friendships require mutual respect.” And Netanyahu has been exceedingly disrespectful to this administration for eight years. He’s a scumbag murderer who doesn’t want peace. He thinks financial aid will increase with Trump “no nation building” in office? What a maroon.

And potentially 4 more after that.

#fuck2017-2021

Well, if he didn’t it would sure suck as a grown ass man to have people say on network TV that he murdered his sister. He was never convicted or even charged. I hope he gets a shitload of money.

Isn’t it ? First and last place I visit when I go home.

Imperialism isn’t even an exclusively white thing, since Japan, China, and the Ottomans all did it, too.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

Apparently I’ve co-opted white culture because mayo is my shit and I always take extra packets at restaurants *just in case*.

Lol. Can’t say I fully understand the frustration.

What are you looking at?

And Joely and Tricia too.

That’s what gets me about all of the deaths this year. These weren’t just famous people. These were deeply beloved individuals that we admire even more now that we know how much we miss them. There have been way too many. You forgot Alan Rickman and Gene Wilder, for example.

My thoughts are with Todd and Billie—this is so hard for all of them.

I’m searching for the thinnest silver lining in the mess of this madness, and I think the one thing, the biggest and most undeniable thing we can all hold on to, is this. Fisher, George Michael, Prince, Bowie, Arnold Palmer....these were beloved people. Not just as artists, all of whom were brilliant and iconic at

That’s because you have disgusting taste, not because you’re white.