I’m usually totally with all the grammar Nazis as I am one myself, but in this case, I'm willing to look the other way.

Oh hurray, I get to use this again:

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

“Both regular and decaf coffee drinkers will experience the same benefits”

Wait, decaf? What type of communist included decaf in this study??

Hooray!

I somehow think you’ll be ok

I had to gulp a real LOL in the middle of my students’ test. Damn you.

Yeah I could be wrong, but I imagine that in the context of the actual movie the joke is more clearly on Zoolander and Hansel and how stupid and out-of-touch and transphobic they are. That said, I don’t doubt for a second it was edited into the trailer the way it was to make it seem more like a cheap trans joke.

my thoughts exactly, plus both of them have IQ of a potatoes,

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

That one is short for “cousin” though.

Hey guys. So imma put this here even though I’ll likely have a post about it soon: yes, I will be leaving Gawker Media. It’s been a fun run, but it was going to end sometime.

Genetics. When was the last time anyone saw her mother frown.

I was walking behind a woman wearing white trousers last week and her calves were covered in mud flecks that I suppose her heels had kicked up. It had been raining for days because Scotland so I have no idea why she was even wearing white pants to begin with.

The douchepocalypse™.

I found it really off putting how Charlie and Matt Lauer kept referring to “unsavory individuals”. Charlie Sheen is an unsavory individual with a terrible history towards women. But since he is not a sex worker or porn star, he is given the benefit of the doubt by far too many people.

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

He is the reason why women master the No Boob Hug.

KILL IT