I’ve always imagined that New Zealand : Australia as Canada : The US. As a Canadian, it never stops being hilarious to be referred to as “America’s Hat”, so I can only imagine what Aussies call New Zealand. I’m going to guess “Australia’s Purse”.

Nz’s Green Party is the best! I actually know some people who work for the Aotearoa Green party and they are all seriously fantastic people!

Seriously, I don’t get this either. I have no idea who is voting for him, because literally everyone I know votes not-National.

I remember how awkward and useless he was after the Christchurch earthquake - just...ugh! I just couldn’t believe that this was NZ’s PM! Say what you will about good old Angela, but at least she knows what to say when something terrible happens in Germany.

Australia, New Zealand...pffft. Same difference.

I should point out also that Key’s government closed down Christchurch’s only Rape Centre. So Faux Outrage on his part.

So many fucking times. I feel like his person mask is slipping more and more these days. Even my friends who vote National think he's an idiot.

Me too, and never more proud to have done so than today.

New Zealand’s Trump. I apologize for my haste to post.

OK obviously fuck all of this but also wow, New Zealand has more than one Green MP? Canada can has??

I’m 25 and I still live with my dad. Living with my dad is like having a roommate, except my dad fixes my car and only charges me a tiny bit of rent. I’ve had to pay for my education on my own and if I didn’t live with my dad I would have had to take out loans for undergrad. Living with my dad has allowed me to finish…

I know you all thought Kate was lying, but for once she is not.

Hotline Blung.

For some reason I get a ton of bot followers on IG and twitter from “fitmoms” and “healthypreggo” and I don’t understand why because I have never once used those hashtags and I post pics of chilli cheese fries

I had severe OCD from six until recently. It’s horrible. Not being taken seriously makes it even harder. The sweater is not the worst thing ever, but it’s part of a bigger issue: Not taking mental illness seriously. And that’s something that kills people.

Hey, that's me!

My little baby bump is due to wine

Google search result for “Typical Ferrari Owner”

Shot through the tongue