Um, it’s a steel business. How else do you think steel erection happens?

Burger gets held together in one hand while the other grabs the chips for alternating bites. You have two hands for a reason. Otherwise, why are you ordering both burger and fries at the same time?

I don’t want to step on any toes here but BirdsRightsActivist cracked me up today:

Guys. GUYS. Usually it doesn’t bother me that North Americans drop the “fruit” from kiwifruit, but this headline did make my skin crawl.

don’t pee in the ocean, we don’t sweem in your tualet

That just took me to an EXCELLENT visual place.

I take everything personally, but that’s because I’m so personable. And that’s because I can really relate to myself, I can really look in the mirror and know what I’m all about.

Agreed, I find his designs incredibly boring. If he was going to blatantly steal artwork, the least he could do is make it interesting.

He was literally the first and only person who came to mind. :-)

C is where it’s at. I miss mine; thanks babbies!

It’s amazing that we’re practically creating a universal rudimentary hieroglyphic system.

I was a C at age 16, and I agree. Best size, and what I’d like to go down too. I just find that at the size I am now, things like running or any sport that involves cross-body arm movement (baseball, tennis, rowing, etc) are just impossible.

I’d go down a cup to a C, as well. It always seemed like a good average.

Though I want to know what A’s or perky B’s feel like. WHATS IT LIKE TO WEAR SOMETHING BRALESS?

Frosted lipstick. Big shoulder pads. That last lonely donut that shouldn’t go to waste...

they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar, and then turn around and give them the keys to their car, invite them to move in, give them a credit card, and they’re surprised one day when their car is gone, their credit card is maxed, and they’re alone

Semi related: I got to experience someone finding out Ellen is gay. It was a beautiful experience, they were older and we were on break, the TV had on the Sunday morning show that PBS does where they do topical stuff and then interview famous people about their lives, so anyway Ellen was on talking about coming out in…

People have different personalities, though. No need to compare women. It’s ok for people—-especially women—-to be tough and no nonsense. I don’t think Judge Judy is mean. If you answer the questions you are asked in a straightforward manner and aren’t obviously making things up she’s pretty chill.

schlubs. schlubs aint gonna get no love from me...hanging out the side of ya best mans ride tryin to holla at me.

I’m actually surprised he’s being that magnanimous.