I’m starting to think she’s going to talk about nothing but food for the duration of her pregnancy. That way, when the baby is born she’ll return to her previous shape, but the rest of us will be 35 pounds heavier.

My mom knows if you ask specifically, but in casual conversation she rounds a lot. I think it’s because if I’m a little younger, so is she :-).

Beyoncé could be 36 or even 41.

took me a second, i liked it.

The fake mullet made me SAD

Maybe that was meant to be “fraught”?

I am offended by the phrasing of this headline. ANTM is a goddamn institution and I am DISTRAUGHT that the show that brought us such urgently needed lingo as “smizing” and “booty tooch” will no longer be around to influence future generations with its forward thinking take on the fashion industry.

So I used to drive big rigs and every time I hear ‘conscious uncoupling’ I think of a self aware truck unhitching itself from a self aware trailer.

Universal political debate drinking game: Forget all notions of “when they say this” or “when someone mentions that” or any other complicated bullshit.

Just put cat-ears on. Then you can be a cat employee.

Just walk around the store giving people dirty looks, and every once in a while catch someone’s eye, stare straight into their soul....and slowly knock something off a nearby shelf.

What, now i’m a psychopath because I actually like the taste of coffee?

BUT Mila Kunis once suffered from an eye condition that made her blind in one eye. Her and Macaulay broke up within months of her getting surgery to correct it. Basically my favorite celebrity fact ever.

“although humanity eating the living fuck out of the ocean’s bounty certainly hasn’t helped”

Given that her thumb was amputated, she lost five nerves from her spine and her face was “degloved”, no, there is no chance she “gets better” here, save in the sense that eventually she won’t be in the hospital. It’s unlikely she will be able to continue to do stunts, so her career is pretty much over here.

Honestly, they couldn’t get a female officer to do this? I guess he handled it fine, but just seems like a strange dynamic for this kind of thing. No wonder it goes unreported so often.

Or, you could, I don't know, actually pay for content you value, and support the further creation of said content. Just sayin.

Honesty we need, flavors we can trust.