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Whoever ungrayed this prick owes us the rest of us an apology or a blowdry bar coupon.

If there’s one group of people I’m always trying to please with my looks, it’s dudes who troll women’s beauty blogs to talk about their dick-feelings about different women’s hairstyles. I don’t know what it is about those guys, but they just do it for me.

Either that, or some kind of amphibian. Bufo donaldtrumpus

I’ll let you know when I get there. Two years and about a dozen races, and I still only think of the post-run beverages and snacks.

“Hi, I’m Josey Dorsey” “Hello- Josey Dorsey calling for Mrs. BlahBlah” “This is Josey Dorsey, reporting live from downtown BlahCity” “Starring: Josey Dorsey” Josey Dorsey. Josey. Dorsey. joseydorseyjoseydorseyjoseydorsey

Please no she deserves better than that greasy beard on chicken legs.

I just left my therapist because she was useless, started projecting her own mommy issues on me, and kept canceling/rescheduling/no-showing on me. I’m looking for another :/

Ew. Those are extra hideous.

First - you need a HUG. BIG HUG.

They really are, and my mom rocks, too. Hopefully I can continue dealing with my father less and less.

It’s lettering, a sort of hybrid between typography and illustration, and I say this as someone with a BDes.

Nope. That honor goes to my dad. He did foot the bill because my mom insisted (and it was really her show, which I was fine and happy with), but other than that, he acted nothing like a father of the bride or even a half-ass guest. He didn’t smile, he acted very put-upon, he didn’t converse with the guests, and he

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

You’re welcome! Glad you liked it as much as I did.

Because this story isn’t being covered anywhere, and it fucking should be:

How is it this stupid fat bitch isn’t in jail?

What??? I’m sad that gay marriage matters so much to Kim Davis! I swear, I am gonna start mailing her poopy diapers.

This is sycophantastic.

Not to mention the seeming endless parade of reality shows where people audition to marry essentially (and sometimes literally) strangers. Funny how the fundies aren’t up in arms about that “devaluing” marriage.

This is her alter ego, Dim Kavis.