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It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

I work at a hotel in a suburban town in Ontario. Some of our regular guests are sex workers, some I know by name, others just by what I’ve been told. In between mean comments by my coworkers - allusions by men twice their age to “what those girls do” - I attempt to always be aware of their clientele, and their general

Derelicte, one could say.

I keep thinking these posts say NSFW and am disappointed by a lack of inappropriate content each time. Darn that NYFW acronym.

stassa u fancy with your UGHs in your donuts.

I nursed my sister through her high-risk pregnancy and helped raise my nephew. I did it full time (raised my nephew) from 6 months when my sister had to return to work to 3 yo when we enrolled him in preschool so she wouldn’t have to worry about a stranger raising her child. I contribute in financial, emotional and

I thought Rita Ora there was Kylie. Spooky (didn’t Rita date Rob?)

Or JOJEN REED

She is, thanks. They operated on her to get the uterine cancer out and found 1st stage ovarian. She was really lucky. I remember the surgeon telling us, “6 more months and she would’ve died.” We’d been trying to get her in to the doctor for months. Ugh. It may very well be generational, but to tell the truth, I put

I know, right? Thanks!

My mother avoided the doctor to the point where she was “bleeding for four years straight” before she saw someone. Years.

WOMEN: if you are having an ouchy in your no-no parts, please go see a “down there” doctor about your you-know-what. Your lady business is a serious matter and hoo-hah health is essential to the very survival of our species.

As a taxpayer, who helped pay for the police and the coast guard, I resent God taking credit for my contributions.

God is not a genie.

I remember someone posted on another article, they passed out and woke up to find a prayer circle around them. No one thought to call 911 or get a doctor. The poster was okay but what if the hadn’t been?

Yeah I hate bring forced to spend what should be my free time socializing with my coworkers. Especially since usually I have have to be the one organizing the event. So, extra work AND I get get to awkwardly chat with coworkers outside of office hours and not get paid for it.

iPad HODOR

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.