When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

fuck you yoko i just got back from the dentist picking up my invisalign retainers that i wasn’t told i’d have to wear for the rest of my life but it’s ok cause they told me to follow their cleaning and wearing recommendations or i would get cavities and i followed all of them and i got cavities anyway and i guess i’m…

FULL DISCLAIMER: Haven’t pooped yet today.

Sooo I know he’s not that into me, but like, I’m pretty sure if I have sex with him he’ll change his mind. That’s how mature relationships work, right?

““I’d like to do stuff with Jared,”

YOU MEAN TONY FROM SKINS. OR THE LITTLE KID FROM ABOUT A BOY.

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

Why are there so many Youtube/Vine stars with puppies? Were puppies in the gift bags?? I am having a severe Get Off My Lawn episode and I am only 22...

I’d pay money for a Trump v Kanye televised debate

Thank you!

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :)

Kat Dennings sounds like someone who did not live in the 90s.

IM GONNA STEAL HER

I love this thread. Here’s Maeby.

wait wait i got one more

Look at these beauts! (Lulu & Spaghetti)

:)

Omg. Rehub. That’s gonna be the name of my husband rehab camp.

Pampered pup - 14 years old. No idea what breed - German Shepherd and maybe Belgian Malinois?