That would explain the urine coloured comb-over.

He said “graphic depictions of sexuality” not sex. Like he couldn’t deal with relationships being presented.

No, but that passage made me thankful for my Urban Decay makeup setting spray.

The boys in Rickets are TERRIBLE dancers.

Today is officially Catapult Day. Put all the sick, rapey fucks in catapults and fling them into the sun.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

“The Other White Stuff”?

Lake Superior has a Twitter account. It’s actually pretty good, although the latest doesn’t come with a photo.

I was thinking a Bar that sells moonshine in the back but has prime choice steaks and a smokehouse for ribs and brisket.

Adam Levine is great casting, but I see him more as every creepy, self entitled guy who has every been shitty to a server.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

So why is the childless couple slightly sad? Did they wistfully stare at babies and children? Did they regale the employee with their tales of fruitless IVF? Is everyone who doesn’t have kids automatically pathetic? I must know.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Exactly. I don’t care how much you love your work. Your work doesn’t love you. If you can’t think of some things you’d rather be doing with your family and friends, you probably need therapy.

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

I think I figured out gifs - thanks for the help.