I went to a wedding where the processional was one from the end of Star Wars where everyone but Chewie gets a medal. That marriage did not survive too long, but the music was actually quite lovely.

Lindsay Lohan finally hired a ghostwriter to pen her memoir.

Oh how I wish I was stuck in that traffic, stopped in front of those asswipes as the proposal was going on... I would have blasted a “La Cucaracha” horn repeatedly. Moment ruined.

Give me blackberries or give me death.*

Ya hear that, mango? [jerks thumb] back o’ tha line

The fact that you think I know nothing about this topic is so frustrating and condescending I don’t know where to begin. Your first two sentences are so full of WRONG that I’m legitimately confused. No shit they work hard at it - who the fuck said otherwise?

I FORSEE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.

Ugh, I hate that they’re caving to these idiots!! It just gives more ammunition to the anti-GMO, chemophobic nutjobs. They don’t see this as a PR move, but as “proof” that there was something wrong or dangerous with caramel coloring to begin with. Similar to the thimerosal in vaccines “controversy”.

Aging Former Harry Potter Podcast Host.

WHY DOES HIS FACE EXIST.

IS THAT WHAT THIS FACE MEANS OH GOD

Nothing to be afraid of. If you run the pic though one of those apps that shows how someone will age, you get this:

Yeaaaah I pluck my bikini line. I use a little trimmer for the main bush but I pluck the sides/anything that would show in a bikini. For one thing I have trichotillomania so there’s that, and my skin is too sensitive for depilatories and too prone to razor burn and ingrowns for shaving, and I have pretty intense…

It’s Hot or Not with a texting option. If they are changing the world, it’s not something they should be proud of.

Quit while you’re ahead and swipe left, brah.

How does one go about snorkeling people. Punctuation, people. Punctuation ;)

People hate their jobs leave them alone damn

As another commenter said awhile back, I’m team P!nk. She’s involved in none of this idiocy.