Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh crap, it’s the cops”?

I for one am grateful to this video for exposing the TRUTH, and by that I mean I unfriended two people who were super crazy about this video this morning.

Well how the hell else are they supposed to pay for shit when we’re taking all their government funding away?

So many people are going to believe this. It plays right into the “evil baby murderers” rhetoric so well.

You missed a critical point; in the first two photos, Kate is wearing denim jeans. The etymology of the word denim is “serge de Nimes”, a fabric originally woven in Nimes, France. Coincidence? I think not.

Am I the only one who is disappointed they didn’t find a way to fit this song into the trailer somehow?:

Grammar Nazi vocab pro-tip, Angel:

Also...

He’s Chief of the [Boy] Scouts in the UK, maybe that counts for something? (Sure it’s actually just that he went to some private school and grew up rich and is now on TV though.)

I do have to say my interest in the life of Frank Sinatra shot up tenfold when I found out his mom was a midwife in the early 20th century. She attended the births of many of the poor immigrant women in the tenement buildings in their neighborhood in Jersey, and even performed abortions “before the quickening” if a…

I was in the bathroom smoking a cig (because it’s hot outside and the bathroom has an exhaust fan) and I was laughing so hard at this whole thing that, I dunno wtf happened, but suddenly the toilet seat slid off the bowl one way and the toilet lid I was sitting on slid the other way and I fell backwards into the…

You are my idol. You are living my dream. You are inspiring me to greater things, like submitting thousands of pictures of Eartha Kitteh to Double Creature.

Somewhere in another universe, a goldfish bride is gluing a naked, drowning family of four from Dearborn, Michigan to a tiny, decorative house, finishing up final preparations the night before her wedding.

This just looks like pee to me. Nothing says forever like jars of urine.

Shades of Robert Mapplethorpe...

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