Peter Piper picked a peck of prick pics.

And I think we can all agree that pics of leaking dicks are worst of all.

Truly. My mouth dangles open even now.

This is slightly off-topic, but seemed like a good time to bring up this little anecdote. My real estate lawyer recently mentioned that he’d worked with Donald in the past (not sure how long ago), and said that Donald never paid him. Apparently this is a habit for Trump.

I just frightened my 3 year old nephew badly with this.

That’s not steak, but bullshit.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

As a full time wedding photographer myself I agree with your post totally.

I have been accused of being a Big Pharma Shill. I have yet to see any evidence of it on my paycheck.

what if every single doctor and researcher has been paid off to lie?

i guess. i can honestly say that the whole vaccine issue as well as the direction the education system is going (common core) are the two biggest reasons i am not personally having kids. i rather be a crazy cat lady.

Add “organic” to that list. That one drives my boyfriend absolutely bonkers.

he reached a stage where he qualified to play both roles in”Dumb and Dumber”.

“Obsessed with his career...” ....those are the excuses he gives you when he’s with his now wife, girl.

OK, I checked. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes out on Blu-ray July 14

Can I take a minute to throw some massive side eye at the folks who tell you “There’s no perfect time to have a baby. You get ready when you get pregnant.” I’m turning 30 later this year and I’ve started hearing this in the last 6 months.

I’m going to be childless until I’m about 85-90, at which time I will transfer my consciousness into a younger clone body or a robotic body. I will also opt for the "laser eyes" upgrade either way. Or maybe I will just upload my mind into a server and just have simulated children on days / hours when I'd like them to…

Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people: