I had to clean up after an exploded colostomy bag today.

Michael Cera

I’m in my 40’s, have an IUD and would likely have to go through extensive fertility treatments if I wanted to conceive and I STILL freak out every time my period is five minutes late. I’m not sure why she doesn’t have empathy for other women, but I’d guess she thinks God wants all the babies so he can rapture them or…

I would really enjoy a regular follow up column to this one called “NAILED IT” where we all post pictures of our attempts. I’m sure mine for one would provide quite a bit of amusement.

Or like someone threw rolls of 50’s frou-frou curtain and bed-sheet material at a bunch of models and it landed kind of like this. These women are tall and thin and yet look (to me) rather drowning in fabric. I can’t imagine what someone without a coat-hanger figure would look like in any of these unwound bolts of…

Nothing says ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you’ like sheer butt panels

“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

Being British, all I imagine every time I see the word pasties are these:

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

Yeah, this is a little weird for us.

Result: Congratulations, you’re a Scientologist!

Madeleine, this quiz hurt my feelings.

I was anorexic, chronically sleep-deprived (like going 3-8 days without sleep, never sleeping every night) and on drugs which exacerbated both of those conditions so I think just eating and sleeping more would have helped. I moved hundreds of miles away from my dealer for summer and beat the addiction and everything…

You need your own subblog here on Gawker media. I would read that.

and people being baptized in a small portable swimming pool

We also live in a world where hundreds of people have responded to him.

buyingthecow.com

I’m reading the “On no, the Poors” and can see most of the commenters are looking at this from a US myopic funnel. It is not welfare. It is government rebates from our tax system that go to anyone who uses childcare or who has children. You can be on $100,000 a year and still get tax rebates for having children.…

And? I’m lazy/not that interested.